How do you identify the main criteria to obtaining recognition as a ‘white van man’? Perhaps the obvious starting point is to own a white van, that said, you could still be excluded from the fraternity. What follows is a list of experiences that to me would guarantee acceptance for anyone into the ‘special club’.
Complete disregard for other road users
Now, this is vitally important if you wish to become a member of this club. It can’t be a small bending of the rules here or there, or minor irregularities with the highway code. There has to be no abiding by the rules! If you are driving down a narrow county road, for example, you cannot safely negociate passage past another vehicle. If it is possible you have to force the other vehicle to stop for you, or better still, completely run the other person off the road. if you can adhieve this without caring at all, then you are a larger step closer to your goal.
Dominate your steet with your vehicle
The councils in most towns and cities have awoken to the idea that there is lots of money to be made by parking enforcement. Parking space outside your own house is now prime space, and you are not even guaranteed a parking slot nearby. But where does ‘white van man’ fit into this? Our bloke probably owns more than one or two cars and parks the van outside his house too, consuming more space than anyone else in the street. If you are able to do this and not care what is thought of you, then you will be a prime candidate for the accolade!
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